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gwydionSpotted on the BPAL forum, dixiehellcat quoting a piece from a Supernatural fan forum fantasizing about what the first episode of Season seven should be. May I add, Bwahahahahahaha
Must share this, posted in the SPN fan group on Ravelry, written by one of our members.
Here is what should happen in the first episode of next season:
“Castiel!” A voice thunders, vibrating the very air around Castiel, Bobby, Sam, and Dean.
“What?” Cas’s eyes start darting around worriedly.
“Castiel, what have you been doing?”
“Raphael and Michael started it!”
Disappointment runs through the disembodied voice as the shape of a humble man with a rake appears. Cas disappears momentarily only to be pulled back. “I had such high hopes for you, Castiel. You had so much promise. And, what do you do? You decide to become a ‘god’? Didn’t Lucifer’s fall teach you anything?”
“You let Sam and Dean and all of us suffer!”
“Cas, even Death knows that humans are much less fragile than you think. Sam is still standing despite you taking down the walls, isn’t he?”
“Where have you been! Gabriel is dead! Balthazaar betrayed me!”
The gardener turns to Dean, “Dean, do you have the DVD that Gabriel gave you?”
“Uh … yeah.”
“Where do you think that good-for-nothing trickster angel has been all this time?” The Gardener shrugs as if anyone with any sense would have realized that Gabriel would hide inside a porn film.
“That!” Dean starts when Bobby looks over at Dean with the “Shut up, boy!” look he does so well.
Castiel is squirming, in the same way as a small child or petulant teenager does when caught doing something that he knows he shouldn’t be. “What other choice did I have! Raphael and Crowley were going to … “
“Crowley? Raphael? Has a single plan of theirs for human beings come to fruition?” The Gardener shakes his head. “Human beings are resilient and will continue despite any interference from you, your brothers, the demons. Even Death doesn’t really understand how powerful I made them.”
Dean and Sam have sudden looks of realization as Bobby just rolls his eyes at how dense these two are.
“Do you really think I haven’t been watching my various children act like absolute idiots for the past century? I had hoped you would act with some maturity! Instead? You become power hungry. You are supposed to be the Elder Brothers of mankind. Instead you act worse by fighting over the power of Purgatory which was given to the mother of monsters!” Eve appears whole and healthy.
“No!”
Without so much as a blink of an eye Eve is empowered and dismissed. “She has been sent back to her realm with a warning. She will not be coming back. Your Impala is fine, Dean. Sam, you will survive, and you will be stronger than ever. I’ll be watching.” Castiel is taken by the scruff of his neck by an unseen force as he and The Gardener disappear.
“Bobby?”
“Don’t. Just don’t.”
Must share this, posted in the SPN fan group on Ravelry, written by one of our members.
Here is what should happen in the first episode of next season:
“Castiel!” A voice thunders, vibrating the very air around Castiel, Bobby, Sam, and Dean.
“What?” Cas’s eyes start darting around worriedly.
“Castiel, what have you been doing?”
“Raphael and Michael started it!”
Disappointment runs through the disembodied voice as the shape of a humble man with a rake appears. Cas disappears momentarily only to be pulled back. “I had such high hopes for you, Castiel. You had so much promise. And, what do you do? You decide to become a ‘god’? Didn’t Lucifer’s fall teach you anything?”
“You let Sam and Dean and all of us suffer!”
“Cas, even Death knows that humans are much less fragile than you think. Sam is still standing despite you taking down the walls, isn’t he?”
“Where have you been! Gabriel is dead! Balthazaar betrayed me!”
The gardener turns to Dean, “Dean, do you have the DVD that Gabriel gave you?”
“Uh … yeah.”
“Where do you think that good-for-nothing trickster angel has been all this time?” The Gardener shrugs as if anyone with any sense would have realized that Gabriel would hide inside a porn film.
“That!” Dean starts when Bobby looks over at Dean with the “Shut up, boy!” look he does so well.
Castiel is squirming, in the same way as a small child or petulant teenager does when caught doing something that he knows he shouldn’t be. “What other choice did I have! Raphael and Crowley were going to … “
“Crowley? Raphael? Has a single plan of theirs for human beings come to fruition?” The Gardener shakes his head. “Human beings are resilient and will continue despite any interference from you, your brothers, the demons. Even Death doesn’t really understand how powerful I made them.”
Dean and Sam have sudden looks of realization as Bobby just rolls his eyes at how dense these two are.
“Do you really think I haven’t been watching my various children act like absolute idiots for the past century? I had hoped you would act with some maturity! Instead? You become power hungry. You are supposed to be the Elder Brothers of mankind. Instead you act worse by fighting over the power of Purgatory which was given to the mother of monsters!” Eve appears whole and healthy.
“No!”
Without so much as a blink of an eye Eve is empowered and dismissed. “She has been sent back to her realm with a warning. She will not be coming back. Your Impala is fine, Dean. Sam, you will survive, and you will be stronger than ever. I’ll be watching.” Castiel is taken by the scruff of his neck by an unseen force as he and The Gardener disappear.
“Bobby?”
“Don’t. Just don’t.”